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Jul. 28th, 2002

tonight,the worst night of the week, when i am so lonely im crying,..when i have discovered theres nothing to life but a cruel joke of self conscience, i see this ad in the "activity partners" list on craigslist:
"
Hello folks, we have been overwhelmed with interest in our new
program "Brunch In The City".

WHAT IS BRUNCH IN THE CITY?

Brunch In The City is a new salon developed by a
group of NYC
professionals to help forge new friendships, develop
partnerships and
to create an environment for conversation among the
city's social elite.

Each month, "Brunch In The City" guests consists of
people from the literary, arts,legal, business,
technology,journalism,entertainment and sports
industries who gather to share information, good
food and entertainment topics.

Brunch In The City, Inc. is a major social powerhouse
event created to bring together some of the cities'
best hip friends.

This is an Invitation Only Event! Please Email Your Brief Bio
to the address Below. We will get back with you to let you know if you have been added to our Members Only Guest List.

Thanks for your interest in our program.

Brunch in the City is a division of Events in the City Inc!
THIS PROGRAM IS BY INVITE ONLY!

Send an email to :" @yahoo.com

its NYC in a nutshell.
are you cool enough?

Comments

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howief
Jul. 28th, 2002 09:52 pm (UTC)
Good Enough?
They'd get bored probably around page 100 of my bio and give up. Not being in NYC isn't exactly a bonus either :)

Howie
ex_bloody_an630
Jul. 29th, 2002 04:33 am (UTC)
Lisa I noticed there hasn't been a crusade in about 2 months now. :( Perhaps a showing of St. James apartment would be in order? Kind of a preview of where you'll be living. The occasional webcam picture doesn't give a real good idea of that. ;) I know you're busy though, no pressure. :) [intense stare] teehee
elizabeth
Jul. 29th, 2002 11:29 am (UTC)
Oh Jesus.

If something like that were to be asdvertised in Seattle, you can bet that a group of militant anarchists would find out where it was being held and ambush "the city's social elite" by covering them with paint.

I don't think I would like NYC very much.

lazlo
Jul. 30th, 2002 07:21 am (UTC)
Lisa:

I imagine L.A. is even worse, esp. since there's nothing to do there but go to parties, etc, at lease when compared to all that is available to one in NYC without having to drive twenty miles. Hell, I meet interesting people drinking cheap (for NYC) beer at the Third St. Kettle (Village, close to Sixth Ave., across from the Blue Note) at happy hour. If you go there on a Monday or Friday, tell Darlene I sent you.
lisagoddess
Jul. 30th, 2002 08:17 am (UTC)
well maybe ill look into it. i have met more than my fair share of "interesting" people here.
that doesnt mean they are friend material.

im a wierd one, afterall.
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