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cat are just warm fuzzy mobile bags of poo. nice trick, god

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point51
Nov. 23rd, 2002 08:23 pm (UTC)
God didn't make cats...
They're aliens...
Here to be human pacifiers for the upcoming alien invasion of monstrous overlords... they were genetically engineered to be cute and cuddly and their purr membranes resonate at the precise frequency to trigger human endorphin glads.. That's why they are good therapy for people with stress disorders and heart conditons... All part of the evil plan of the alien overlords... the bastards...
lisagoddess
Nov. 23rd, 2002 08:40 pm (UTC)
Re: God didn't make cats...
unfortunately, the aliens overlooked that fact that cats are nocturnal, which means that they keep thier owners from sleeping as soundly in the darkness. thus, any attempt at a sneak attack at night will be thwarted by the very weapon created to distract
point51
Nov. 23rd, 2002 10:37 pm (UTC)
Re: God didn't make cats...
you, of course, are correct Lisa...
and that feaux paux on their part is the only thing
that has spared humanity, low these many centuries....