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Amazon Wishlist part two

Ok, so here's the scoop. My financial aid appt is on November 19th. After this date I will know for sure if I can actually afford to go to school. If I am to understand correctly, I can take out about $12,000 in Stafford loans per year...and this should cover most of the tuition payments. Basically, if I can pay $350, or less, per month for school, then I have it made. If it figures that I'd have to pay more, then Im in trouble.
In this light, I was hesitant about posting about my wishlist..since nothing is for sure..but I think it is good to mention. Basically, I put up most of the books and supplies (towels, sheets, etc) I need for school...plus a few fun things, but those are not at all important. SCHOOL BOOKS MAKE EXCELLENT EARLY X-MAS PRESENTS! :) I mention EARLY because classes start on 1/6...and I'd like to have as much as possible together before the holiday craziness begins.
So, here is my deal, if it works out that I can afford to attend:
I will offer a free 1-hour massage to anyone that buys me any 3 school related items from my wishlist. 1.5 hour massage for 4 items. (for example: 1 towel, 2 sheets OR 2 books, 1 towel OR 4 books. Whatever.)
For any 1$ anyone donates toward helping me through school, I will give you 1 minute of massage. So, let's say someone gave me $25/month for all 16 months I was in school. That's 400 minutes of free massaging by me. I would just ask that we break it down into 120 minute sessions (That's 2 hours for the mathematically challenged). $100/ month is 1600 minutes..which means that for a long time you get a nice 2 hour massage a couple times every time you visit NYC. (!!)

The catch (sort of): you need to take a vacation to NYC, cause I cant come there. (Works out if you live here, or nearby, huh?) Also, I'd like to receive at least 2 terms of edu-macation before I give any massages. I can give a really mean backrub now, but I'd like to actually have some knowledge. So, the return massages would start after August 15,2004.

Finally, this offer is non-sexual in nature. I would be extremely dissapointed if anyone came to claim a massage expecting anything more than a wonderful full body theraputic session.

Anyway, this is my offer. Im not asking for handouts here. I'm happy to work my way through school.


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Nov. 5th, 2003 10:17 am (UTC)
for the wishlist, go to amazon, click on the wishlist link and type in "lisagoddess" for the name search. it should be all updated now. At least, it worked for me when I did it a few minutes ago.
Nov. 5th, 2003 03:05 pm (UTC)
Great idea. Is this a night class or would you be quitting your day job? Good luck about everthing working out to get in school! I don't know if I'll ever make it back to New York but just another reason to go.
Nov. 6th, 2003 01:01 pm (UTC)
I was in NYC twice in the past year...if I only knew...
Nov. 6th, 2003 02:59 pm (UTC)
Re: Damn!
well, considering I just posted this, it didnt matter anyway! right ? :)

you'll be back...
Nov. 7th, 2003 11:38 am (UTC)
Re: Damn!
you should see the flyer we got on our cars today. This young attractive blonde woman offering her services. She starts the ad like a freakin' Penthouse letter, then sticks in at the very end "I take pride in my national certification, and will only conduct myself in a PROFESSIONAL MANNER" Talk about bait and switch! LOL
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